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Intelligencer aka RadioIntel.com is a non-profit web page. That means
we don't expect or want to make money for doing this. Trademarks,
brands, companies mentioned on this web page are property of their
respective owners. The opinions and reviews expressed are no way an
endorsement to purchase or not purchase any product and/or service
or deprive any individual or company of income or sales. Don't attempt
to do any modifications to your radio if you don't know what you are
doing. Websites listed on this web page is in no way an endorsement
to purchase or use any products offered. As always...common sense
should prevail!
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This site is meant for educational purposes only. Do not install antennas
near power lines. Always unplug before servicing. All effort has been
made to make sure that the information offered on this web page is
accurate. Fading is common on shortwave. Void where prohibited. Some
assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries
not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating
a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. This means a car or truck you
idiot. Postage will be paid by addressee. There are no free rides.
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models are over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your
physician or just live with it. We don't give a crap. No user-serviceable
parts inside so don't try it. Freshest if eaten before date on carton
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withdrawal so don't pull out. Do not write below this line. Falling
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have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time
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a well-unventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with
same type or whatever type you want. Approved for veterans and vegitarians.
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unless otherwise specified. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice. Restaurant
package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First
pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver
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appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be
closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of
previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not
fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes
to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage
may vary. If the flow controls supplied are not installed, this unit
will not operate properly. Keep out of reach of children. When this
set is used with other equipment, if the picture is not stable or
the buzz sound is heard, try to change the mutual position of relevant
equipment or take enough distance between them. This unit not labeled
for retail sale. Phenylketonurics: contains phenylalanine. Close cover
before striking. Mind the gap. No merchantability expressed or implied.
Parental discretion is advised. Sold as a novelty item only. Although
robust enough for general use, adventures into the esoteric periphery
may reveal unexpected quirks. Not available in stores. May cause abdominal
cramping and loose stools. Greasy discharge may result. Vitamins A,
D, E, and K have been added. Not designed or intended for use in on-line
control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft
communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance
of any nuclear facility. Container may explode if heated. May contain
traces of various nuts and seeds. Action figures sold separately.
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tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God,
misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation,
broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing
or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic
radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered
in the joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking,
motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks,
mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles, or dropping the item.
Do not place near flammable or magnetic source. Do not puncture, incinerate,
or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Don't quote me on anything.
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are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to
an authorized service center. If ingested, do not induce vomiting,
if symptoms persist, consult a doctor. Keep away from open flames
and avoid inhaling fumes. Keep away from sunlight, pets, small children
and monkeys. Keep cool; process promptly. Limit one-per-family please.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added. No solicitors. No
substitutions allowed. No transfers issued until the bus comes to
a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Parental advisory
- explicit lyrics. Penalty for private use. Possible penalties for
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Safety goggles may be required during use. Sanitized for your protection.
Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken.
See label for sequence. Smoking these may be hazardous to your health
as well as a million other things. Subject to FCC approval. Subject
to change without notice. Text may contain material some readers may
find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Text used in these
documents is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles.
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good
laugh. These documents do not reflect the thoughts or opinions of
either myself, my company, my friends, or my monkey. This disclaimer
was stolen. All attempts are made to be as factual as possible, but
errors do occur. Many modifications described within these pages are
legal for off-road vehicles only. It is your responsibility to find
out what is legal in your state. The information provided here is
intended to inform the reader of what is possible. However, there
may be errors or mistakes. Verify any info here with other credible
sources before proceeding. This applies to purchases of motors/parts,
modifications, servicing, usage or staking of anyone's reputation
based on information within these pages. Please use common sense.
Do not hurt yourself or others and blame us. You are the controller
of your body and mind. We will not accept responsibility for any harm
or loss that results from ideas or information on these pages. Otherwise,
no whining.
The pages contained on this site may be unsuitable to some rather
narrow-minded folks.
Should you happen to fall into any of the following categories:
1. Zero appreciation for viewpoints other than your own.
2. Easily offended by medical references involving human anatomy.
3. Politically correct to an overwhelming extreme.
4. Lack any sense of humor whatsoever.
5. A firm belief that the government alone shall decide what is and
is not decent.
6. Likewise, an inability to decide for yourself what is or is not
acceptable.
Then please find another site to visit without any further delay.
With that in mind, please note that while this site is intended for
mature audiences, one's chonological age rarely has anything to do
with such. If you are hoping to find pornographic photos, stories,
or likewise; save your time and surf some place else, as you won't
find any material of that nature here. No animals were harmed in the
creation of this site. This site is printed on 100% recycled phosphor.
As far as I know, no one has spontaneously combusted as a result of
surfing this site. If I am in error about that, then please accept
my deepest apologies and condolences. Contents sold by weight, not
volume. Some settling may occur during shipping. Offer void where
taxed or prohibited by law. Use no hooks. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery
or longer if delivery is by USPS. No deposit, no return. Dry clean
only. Not responsible for delayed, lost, or misdirected mail. Shake
well before using. Not intended for use in toaster oven. Store in
a cool, dry place. This end up. Open other end. Do not bleach. Use
only in a well ventilated area. Take with food. Do not fold, spindle
or mutilate. Not affiliated with any government agency. WARNING: pregnant
women, the elderly, and children should avoid this product. Contains
no fruit juice. Push down, then twist. Dry clean only. UL listed.
WARNING: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties
for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of
copyrighted motion pictures and videotapes. (Title 17, United States
Code, Sections 501 and 506.3). The Federal Bureau of Investigation
(Title 17, United States Code, Section 506) investigates allegations
of criminal copyright infringement.(Title 17, United States Code,
Section 506.) See local retailer for complete details.
This supersedes all previous notices.
Have a nice day!
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