They're Out Today

© 2003 Russ Johnson Jr
russjohnsongs

(Comment: Those lame ass people. Are you one of them ? -  
Anyway, this here song is about them.)

Move over, Myrtle
Get outta the way !
Got people to see
Let me get there today

Gimme a break, Bonehead
This is the drive thru side !
To close your bank account
Park your El Camino and take it inside 

(Chorus)	Lord, help me
They're out today
Clogging up the freeway
Precious time they will kill
I guess it's not their fault
Grinding the world to a halt
But it's just gotta be
50 of them for every one of me

For God's sake, Gertrude
The green light means GO !
Lotta things to do
Wake up before it turns yellow

Look around, Dufus					
Don't stand there all night !				
Wanna get around you				
Beer is beer, just grab the Bud Light		

(Chorus)

C'mon,  Einstein		
Ten items - no more !				
If you can't you read the sign 			
Then get out of the store			          										
Get out of the store	Get out of the store	Get out of the store!		 
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Song		They're Out Today
Music		Rick Whitehouse (all music)-the following instruments & equipment are
featured on this album: 1971 Gibson Les Paul Recording Guitar, Epiphone SG   Guitar, 
Korg D12 digital multitrack, Roland GR300 guitar synthesizer, Yamaha QY100 
Sequencer, Electrovoice dynamic microphone, Multitrack Studio Software

Vocals		Rick Whitehouse (lead and fills), Russ Johnson (fills)
Lyrics 		Russ Johnson
Engineering	Rick Whitehouse (mixing / mastered)
Recorded At	The Hindquarters-Madison, Wisc.-(Portions recorded at HQSouth-Lexington, NC)
Date		September 2003